Pieces en Regalia

The first and last time you will ever find me quoting Chuck Klostermann, or using him as a resource on anything.

On the Patriots:

[I]f they lose — especially if they lose late — the New England Patriots will be the most memorable collection of individuals in the history of pro football. They will prove that nothing in this world is guaranteed, that past returns do not guarantee future results, that failure is what ultimately defines us and that Gisele will probably date a bunch of other dudes in her life, because man is eternally fallible.